Every Premier League kit is out. The rich tapestry of 2023/24's finest threads is complete. You probably have your favourite. So do we.
Every Premier League kit for the 2024/25 season has been released, so that means just one thing: ranking all 60 of them to discover which are our favourites. Of course, you'll probably have yours - but so do we.
There are some absolute beauties that left the FourFourTwo office sharply disagreeing over, some stinkers that would work better as your nan's curtains, and a good amount looking identical on the same base templates, save for a few colour changes.
Our esteemed team have rated each shirt out of 10, helping yield an average score. What we've been left with is the definitive list of every home, away and third shirt for this campaign
Ranked! Every Premier League kit this season
60. Chelsea home
Theres a part of us that think Todd Boehly has purposefully ordered the design this seasons worst Premier League kit to take attention away from their transfer market shenanigans, but that would perhaps be giving him too much credit.
While the result looks like a lava lamp has vomited over a perfectly functional blue kit, the marketing men assure us that the melting pot pattern, resembling liquid gold and silver, is a fusion of our rich legacy with the ever-hot youth culture within our city.
Sigh. And dont get me started about the fact that you cant see the badge unless its cloudy
59. Wolves third
FourFourTwo's team genuinely recoiled when this appeared on our phone screen during a late-night doom scroll the other evening.
The club may say that this bright purple effort is bold, rebellious and fearless, but none of our raters can get the 1980s McDonalds character Grimace out of our heads. Its the stuff of nightmares.
58. Southampton third
Comparing Southamptons neon pink and yellow kit to Mr Blobby isnt big or clever, but that never usually stops us.
Saints have gone for the jugular with this effort, and while plenty of teams have been able to make a pink kit look cool, this is not one of those occasions.
57. Leicester City home
One of the first questions any kit designer asks themselves is whether they want to maintain tradition or go for something more outlandish.
Whoever drew up Leicester Citys home kit this season went for the former option, as there is nothing noteworthy about this kit. Its blue, as it should be, its uncontroversial and its completely forgettable.
56. Chelsea away
A marked improvement on their home kit, even if this is just a version of the current England shirt that youve accidentally put in a high-temperature wash with a pair of black socks. That said, calling this shade of grubby white guava ice is a win for the marketing team.
The badge has again been tampered with, but again, not to the egregious nature as on the home kit.
55. Newcastle third
Newcastle have played the retro card here, taking a 1970s club badge and a colour scheme from their 1999/00 away kit to produce something that has a distinctly 80s vibe.
A bit too much going on? Perhaps, but well see how it looks on the pitch.
54. Leicester City third
Like the home kit, its a simple and clean design, but this one is a lot more distinctive. The tonal retro badge works well and was inspired by the teams Ice Kings side of the 1962/63 campaign that saw the Foxes go on an 18-game unbeaten run during the coldest winter on record.
53. Brighton third
If you think this kit looks familiar, then youre right, as this is the same strip that Brighton used as their away kit last year.
A commendable move from the Seagulls in an age of spiralling cost of living and over-consumption, although we cant really put it much higher in our rankings.
52. Manchester United away
Doesnt scream football kit, does it? You could imagine Jos Buttler coming out to keep wicket at Old Trafford Cricket Ground for an ODI in this shirt.
Other than that, its a fairly inoffensive effort that is likely to sell well.
51. Chelsea third
The fact that Chelsea have looked to the 1970s west London punk scene as inspiration for their third kit is mildly hilarious, as the world of American hedge funds and private equality couldnt really be further away than the movement pioneered by the likes of Malcolm McLaren and Vivienne Westwood fifty years ago.
But then again, isnt punk all about subverting expectations and deviating from the norm - which is exactly how Chelsea approach the transfer market? Now were really confused
